Posted by Snippy Young Flibbertigibbet on December 18, 1997 at 10:32:16:
In Reply to: Poor Marcia posted by Mary on December 18, 1997 at 09:47:01:
: Poor Marcia...she had to go back to the home this morning. Last
: time anyone saw her she was in passive restraints, gumming her
: Cream of Wheat and screaming incoherently at Bob Barker on "The
: Price Is Right." I think the thought of Dweebie enfolding her
: in his stick-like arms and getting his trifocals all steamed up
: sent her around the bend. Ah well. That which does not kill us
: makes us stronger.
: So, Rich...I guess you and that snippy young flibbertigibbet you
: married can attend your own gathering -- do you feel lucky, punk?
: VBG Do I like the Dead? Gee, I dunno. I think I have some of their
: stuff next to my Pat Boone poster and my treasured 45 of Annette
: Funicello singing "Pineapple Princess." I kind of remember the
: Age of Aquarius ,,,one minute I was in my bell bottoms handing a
: flower to a cop, somebody hands me a brownie, and damn! Shazam!
: Everything went dark and next thing I know I'm in a suit and high
: heels and paying off a mortgage! But Praise de Lawd! Thanks to
: LOM I have been saved, brothers and sisters! Let's just say I
: am now 1/2 Age of Aquarius and 1/2 Age of Medicarius!
I don't know what to say! I'm crying at the moment and am having a hard time typing my incoherent, snippy thoughts. Poor Marcia, though! Your wickedness is almost as cruel as your indifference. She did get off an e-mail this morning, however. It was hard to follow
(I'm not sure if it was due to my immaturity or her senility). She was swaying back and forth between joyful, graphic descriptions of Dweebie Day-Lewis and his "Chipmunk Wounder" and muttering "Mary! Burn, baby, burn!" over and over! What does it mean, Zazu?
As for the punk; yeah! He's feeling lucky!
P.S. Marcia said she has reserved a secluded cabin for you to stay at during the "Gathering". Oh, and she will be rooming with you. She's bringing the matches!
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