Posted by SYMT Club Member on December 18, 1997 at 11:03:08:
In Reply to: Re: Mohican Sweet Young Things posted by Bill Rooks on December 18, 1997 at 10:29:55:
: You tell 'em Chris! The Earth Mother and Great Father allowed
: for age in their plan! So we older ones can survive the younger
: ones and still compete they gave us wisdom, cunning, experience
: and craftiness as our strength and youthful vigor waned!!!
: Only problem I have once in a while is a balky kick-starter on
: my motorized walker! These comments between the older and younger (somewhat) set are cracking me up. Laughed so hard my
: false teeth and miracle ear flew out!! *picking up both and slamming them back in*. Besides which, my lover/companion/best friend/significant other/woman is 36 yrs old. So there! Maybe
: the old farts can keep up with the young snots in SOME ways, hay?
: Or at least I come to the gathering with my own interpreter who
: can bridge the gap in communication between the two groups and repeat everything said into my Miracle Ear!
CAN YOU HEAR ME? I SAID, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!!!! GOOD! NOW LISTEN UP! I'M GLAD YOUR MIND REMAINS SHARP ENOUGH TO THINK UP THE IDEA OF YOUR OWN PERSONAL INTERPRETER, BUT , MR. ROOKS, BE REALISTIC!
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK SHE WILL HUMOR YOU? IT'LL BE ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SHE SLIPS AWAY FROM THE MOTORIZED TOUR (WHICH IS, BY THE WAY, A 3 MPH ZONE) AND WISELY CAST HER LOT WITH US SYMTS! HOW MUCH CAN A PERSON OF YOUTH BE EXPECTED TO SUFFER? AND IN CASE YOU DIDN"T KNOW IT, CHIMNEY ROCK PARK SELLS GERIATRIC PICNIC LUNCHES. I UNDERSTAND THEY INCLUDE CREAM OF WHEAT (MARY"S SUGGESTION, THANK YOU, MARY!), CARROT SOUP, STRAINED PEAS, APPLESAUCE, AND A DOSE OF PEPTO. OH, YES! AND PLENTY OF BIBS.
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