Posted by Sylvine on December 19, 1997 at 03:38:12:
In Reply to: Re: Fun n Games at The Gathering posted by Bill Rooks on December 18, 1997 at 16:01:05:
: : While the Mohican Mamas are trying to keep DDL and Eric from chasing
: : their daughters around the parking lot and the Mohican Papas are
: : playing "Who's My Captive?" with Madeline and Jodhi I will have my
: : booth set up marketing those Harley Davidson and Tommy Hilfiger
: : breechcloths which will require several precise measurements and
: : several adjustments. All those who prefer the Dockers Comfort-Ease
: : and Haggar Sans-A-Belt versions will be on their own. And in the
: : evenings I will be having deep spiritual and philosophical discussions
: : with Russell and Wes and maybe doing some caving too.
: Well now that you mention it, it might be a jim-dandy idea to have some organized games and events at the gathering!! Let's see....how about a Mohican Decathalon? Maybe a leap-through-the-falls event (oldsters get a head start! We can
: put flotation devices on our walkers and wheel chairs). How about a leap-off-the-Rock event? (youngsters get to go FIRST on that one! DDL and Uncas remain behind to act as judges....and help my older lady friends down the mountain!) Maybe a tug of
: war with under 40 on one side and over 40 on the other....winners get to pick who sits with them at the luncheon picnic table. Or
: would you ladies rather have winners pick bunk mate? How about
: a run-up-the-mountain event? Youngsters have to carry a bag of
: rocks weighing approximately what a fully charged oxygen bottle would weigh? Then comes the 200 yard canoe paddling event, the
: carry the damn dead elk relay race, and the mud-wrestling-for-stars event.
: Bill ::R.
Will one of you paddle to Bordeaux and drive me to
Geriatric Park?Please do not forget to bring a hair-growing
lotion,;or maybe if I could be a Barbie Doll, a kind of Alice Barbie doll,you'll have just to turn the key in the back to get long hair.
the problem is that I prefer to have a brain in my crane rather than hair...(I don't say that for Alice, but for Barbie image)
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