Posted by Bill Rooks on December 19, 1997 at 10:10:44:
You two babeolicious girls give me more credit than I warrant. Being of the over 40 crowd, I was speaking of a nice forest green, porcupine quilled pair of plastic pants for myself on entry into the gathering! Not a loincloth! However.......if you really think a loincloth is more appropriate then thanks for the compliment. And hell, you may even be able to twist my arm and persuade me to stand for numerous
custom fittings.....ow, okay enough. I'll do it!!
As to Chris' volunteering for the carry the elk and canoe paddling events......you say you have some experience in that regard???? Tell
me more - that sounds like a story. Funny thing is, after they drop
the elk and do their little religious thing over the body....next thing you see is them with the elk on the horse coming up to the cabin. Nobody ever really thinks about how much damn trouble it is
to carry the SOB out of the woods to the car (or in this case horse!)
I am sure you women will agree that DDL probably just threw that sucker on his shoulder and TROTTED 6 miles to where he had the horse parked!!
Question.....will somebody please distract my S.O. while I am getting
"fitted" for the loincloth? Otherwise I am likely not to have much left to hide with a loincloth once she finishes "settling my hash"...
or in my case "mush" ...for me!!
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