Posted by Mary on December 19, 1997 at 10:15:41:
In Reply to: Re: A Visual? It's War! posted by E on December 18, 1997 at 22:02:36:
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: : : Well! A new rivalry erupts! Kathy vs. Rebecca and Gretchen. Will the wonders never cease?
: : : I can sense a part II developing to our "Marcia and Mary" video. I tell you, this has been most interesting. The Sweet Young Mohican Things are in the lead now, with the Geritol Gulping Granny & Gramps Group lagging (or sagging?) behind. But then, that's poetic justice.
: : : Marcia and Mary et al are probably sleeping now, but don't let your guard down SYMTs! They'll awake meaner and nastier than ever! Mary has been practicing her Ching War Club Throwing act with darts. I hear Marcia's photo is her inspiration for Bull's Eye! Marcia, on the other hand, has been sharpening her crayons, eating her creamed spinach, and pumping iron (Geritol caplets). Her attention has been turned toward all the young ones; so be very wary if she should approach you! And don't let the sugar coated, southern hospitality act fool you. She's dangerous!
: : : For those of you who have been reading this board but have not planned on attending the NATIONAL EVENT of '98, you may want to now! And those unfortunate souls who may have accidently stumbled upon this board in the last day or two, you must be very confused! It's hard to explain in few words; just keep tuning in; you'll get the idea after awhile.
: : : One last comment; I think the SYMT Club ought to court Wes Studi's support. He's mighty handy on them trails!
: : : E
: : Great idea, Elaine! From what I've seen he does excellent heart transplants. Might come in handy for the Depends Club.
: : Rebecca of SYMT
: Rebecca of SYMT (and that ain't Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, Grannies),
: Heart transplants! Of course! Anyway, the old pacemakers ain't what they used to be, ain't what thay used to be, ain't what they used to be!
: By the way, Rebecca has been very thoughtful. She e-mailed me about some of her concerns for the Old Gals Club.
: You know how schoolchildren wear a special color tee shirt when they're on a field trip? Well, we need tees like that for our ladies and gents of antiquity. We wouldn't want anyone getting lost! They should have something special written on them, in case one of the old gals turns up in the lost and found. This way, us SYMTs can go retrieve the poor soul. Anyway, Rebecca suggested a motto, or theme song for the Old Gals! "DEPENDS; STRAP 'EM ON and LET IT BUCK!"
: What say you to that, ladies?
: Elaine of SYMT
Lord, Lord...you SYMT are a humorous bunch! Hee! Hee!
Keep it up .. it will help you pass those long lonely hours
as you all lie in a heap at the bottom of the Groundhog
slide. Don't you fret -- we'll dispatch Eric to drop by once
a day to toss you "some food." Perhaps we'll send Dweebie
to yell down "Your wounded should try walking back to
Albany!" My own personal motto has always been "Age
and Treachery Will Overcome Youth and Skill!" Isn't that
right, Bill? BILL! BILL!! Dammit, get your face out of the
strained peas and help me out here, Bill!!!
Mary