Posted by Victoria on February 25, 1998 at 08:00:40:
We find your last communication unacceptable on several points. We would not want to deprive your sons of their entire inheritance, it was ungratifyingly inarticulate, and we find it aesthetically unappealing. We prefer to leave you some shred of dignity, and laugh at your futile attempt to throw sand in our faces, which we have sucessfully dodged. You will be held accountable for your behavior in the near future, and a list of reparations is being drawn up. From this point forward we suggest you consider all your actions carefully before they are undertaken, and sincerely hope that you can do better.
Hostilities may appear to cease from time to time as we have better things to attend to. But you will be monitored.
Riled in Can-tuck-ee
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