Posted by Chris on February 25, 1998 at 20:10:23:
In Reply to: Re: ABSOLUTELY UNFAIR & I PROTEST VEHEMENTLY!! posted by E on February 25, 1998 at 20:04:52:
: : : Elaine wrote:
: : : If Zuzu Mary posts before Sunday, we'll put a very nice photo of DDL/Hawkeye up. If not......... oh well. Fair?
: : What the bloody H... is THIS, pray tell??? I post here ALL the time, and if anybody deserves a picture of DDL, it MUST BE ME!! You must, indeed, be a breed apart...YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!! You are NOT acting for my benefit, and I DO NOT appreciate it! GRRRRRRRR...growl, snarl, hiss, spit, fur standing straight up on end!!!! me, singing here, to the tune of the old MTV jingle "I want my D-D-L!" I shall ask the Great Spirit to be good to me, and cause you to reconsider this foolish plan. ZAZU MARY, indeed! We don't need to wait for "NO STINKING' ZAZU MARY" for a picture of DDL!!! *gasp, pant, wheeze, almost having a stroke here!*
: : MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMarcia
: Ooooh! Aren't we sensitive? Touched a raw nerve, did I?
: You are right, of course. If anyone truly deserves a nice DDL/Hawkeye photo, it be you, Marcia. But hey, you know about the value of bait? How else are we to entice Mary out in to the open? We should do the carrot & the stick routine................ we'll dangle the DDL photo before her, then when she emerges you could whack her with Dweebie's Chipmunk Wounder. A pay back for all the obvious pain and suffering she has caused by running away! Whattya say? Deal?
: *oh.....Marcia, don't tell Zazu, but we'll post that photo on Sunday anyway. See, I AM acting for your benefit. Now apologize! shhhhhhhh*
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!! I will forever be in your debt. We all deserve to see that photo of DDL, don't we?
Holding my breath until Sunday (yes, again!)
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