Posted by Mary on March 05, 1998 at 10:02:18:
... what happened to the seven strapping muscular savages
bent on pillaging that were supposed to visit me, Miss Elaine?
When my doorbell rang last night, I was so hopeful and ran
to the door clad in my usual at-home outfit of high heels, saran
wrap and strategically placed wampum beads. Unfortunately,
I damned near frightened that poor little girl scout to death.
Did get 6 free boxes of Thin Mints out of the deal, though!
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