Posted by Marcia on April 03, 1998 at 11:49:18:
In Reply to: Re: The Age of Innocence - Daniel Day Lewis is on Tomorrow posted by Bill R on April 03, 1998 at 10:11:16:
: What can you expect from a woman who keeps gators as pets? You think dogs hate postmen? You should see how she trains her gators! Dresses up on postman uniform and beats them with sticks! Try delivering a letter to HER house and her "pets" grab you in their jaws, swim out into the swamp a bit and jam you under a sunken log to tenderize!
Me, singing here, "Poke Salad Annie, gators got her grannie!" and a few bars of "Running like a dog through the Everglades, skippin' like a frog through the Everglades...if the gators don't getcha then the skeeters will!" la, la, la, hum, hum, whistle whilst I work!
Mighty Mysterious Mohican Mama Marcia & her Ghastly Gory Greedy Green Gators Gobbling Gruntled Governmentpostalemployees!
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