Posted by Bill R on April 03, 1998 at 12:07:34:
In Reply to: Re: The Age of Innocence - Bridges of Madison County posted by Marcia on April 03, 1998 at 12:01:31:
: Bill wrote:
: : Hey! I don't know exactly what time frame you are speaking of here, but I can't think of ANY time frame when men and women were so constrained by society that they didnt find a way!
: Bill, I didn't say they couldn't have "found a way." You'll have to see the movie to understand why Newland believed things couldn't have ended up differently.
: then Bill wrote:
: : Well then you sure as HECK don't want ME taking my shirt off this summer no matter HOW hot it is! You would probably go into fits, foam at the mouth, and throw yourself off the cliff to escape the image!
: If your chest is as saggy (where's Maidenform when you need 'em?)
: wrinkled, baggy, sunken & totally caved in as Eastwood's is, I'll PAY you to keep your shirt ON!
: Bill added:
: : Some women like older men ya know......not many mind you.....but some. And thank God they do!
: Again, it ain't the age that bothered me...he just should have left his shirt on! After all, when Mel Brooks did the "Hundred Year Old Man," he stayed fully clothed! Clint shoulda taken note!
: And Bill wrote still more:
: : I would prefer to color you Obsessed!!! DDL is very lucky there is 3000 miles of water between himself and our Marcia!
: Hey! It could be he actually finds OLDER (and LARGER) women attractive, and doesn't know what he's missing out on! *me, taking one more hit on those acrylic paint fumes, and fantasizing some more whilst watching bacteria multiply on formica tabletops...see the pretty patterns...ooooh...I can see a bunny, and a duckie...and...and... Daniel Day-Lewis chasing after a full-figured, older woman!* (NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT AWAKEN ME UNTIL YOU SEE ME LIGHT A CIGARETTE!)
YOU ARE DEPRAVED!!!! No wonder I like you. Hey, can I borrow your pets for Mondays? Seems a lotta bills come in my box on Mondays..........
*joins her in fantasyland.....thinking of nubile young Mohican femmettes clamoring for a piece of bulky, overweight, ancient, depends-dependent, huffing-and-puffing-just-to-lift-the-toilet-seat, Big in all the wrong places Billy (way far from being a) Boy
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