Posted by Dar on July 12, 1998 at 22:30:59:
In Reply to: Re: The Courier...My Review! posted by Elaine on July 12, 1998 at 14:48:58:
: : : HILARIOUS!!!
: : : MMMMarcia
: : : (PS...tell that consarned SPY to stay the bloody hell out of my car!! The inventory of contents was NOT supposed to be made public knowledge...I had hoped to keep my plans for a stealthy raft trip to Ireland a secret. Now I'll have to rethink my journey!)
: : Lainie, Lainie, Lainie, And here I thought you were trying to encourage people to come to the next gathering. How could you accuse me of stealing those little rocks? I just wanted to give my Hawkeye a small taste of what he would see if he came next year. After reading your supposed expose`, even Jack the Ripper would think twice about attending. Now just what am I supposed to do? Besides, I didn't take them home. I just photographed them for him to see. Park Ranger Eric would have arrested me if I'd actually tried to remove them.
: : For the future, I'd recommend a good public relations school. You need to brush up on your technique a little!
: : Chris
: Marcia and Chris,
: Marcia, I apologize for the "consarned spy's" lack of sensitivity for your privacy. If I had known your car's, uhmm, contents were
: supposed to fall within the realm of constitutional right to privacy, I would have carefully edited that Ireland get away part out. As it is, you may want to consider a quiet little town in NEW ENGLAND?! (I believe a friend of yours resides in the area.)
: Chris dear, I don't believe a word you say. Just because you have a deceitful nature and are not above lying to your Hawkeye to get
: him to go out, don't blame me. What to do? Tell him there's lots more where those stolen rocks came from! Don't worry, Chris, he'll come.
: And FYI, Jack the Ripper was there! You may not have noticed only because he was able to blend in with such a crowd very nicely.
: (Isn't public relations school where they teach you how to sell B.S.???? )
: If anyone out there is interested in attending the next gathering, call me! We'll talk................ :)
That review was the funniest piece of writing I have read in a long time - I laughed out loud till I cried. You know that fall - it could have been a swan dive - it was dark, who would know?!! Can't WAIT to read the next part. The not so quiet when you really get to know me....Dar
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