Posted by Elaine on July 14, 1998 at 20:59:12:
In Reply to: Re: American Heroines .... Dr. Mary Style posted by Mary on July 14, 1998 at 15:21:04:
: : "Dear Courier Editors,
: : Thank you for editing that nasty b*tch Dr. Mary for public consumption!
: : I woke up at 8:05 AM and managed the superhuman (Editors Note: See? A true heroine!) feat of rolling out of bed, feeding the fur balls, making a pot of coffee and driving 126 miles to work and only being 5 minutes late! Waitaminute .... I'M NAKED!!!! AGHHHH!!!! Luckily, everybody at work thinks I'm just wearing a really wrinkled white pants suit! Mary"
: Yeah, thanks Gayle. Don't think this means I won't humiliate
: and trash you if you're foolish enough to write to Dr. Mary
: though. My public expects no less.
> Careful, Gayle. She means it.
: As far as my super-human feats this morning, Elaine as
: usual was drinking heavily...only had to drive 26 miles,
: not 126.
> What's the difference? 26 miles ... 126 miles ... the point is that you did it! (And, Mary, please don't mess with my special effects editing in the future. Or we'll just have to create another caricature of you ... less flattering.)
Nothing beats the time I had to go to an important
: meeting, and had to wear girlie clothes. I was, as usual,
: late...my blow dryer broke, and I had to drive in like a
: maniac with my head stuck out the driver's side window
: trying to dry my hair. Imagine my delight when I discovered
: upon my arrival that I was wearing two different shoes --
: one a flat and one with a heel!
> No!!! Well, did you try .... switching them?
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