Posted by Gayle on August 04, 1998 at 08:32:54:
Thanks to the efficacy of a little wampum passing into the right hands, I was able to locate She-Who-Tracks-La-Longue-Carabine on the banks of the Mohawk, near Niskayuna. She appears to have emerged from her Weltschmerz and was humming a maliciously gleeful little tune and polishing a new axe. She has agreed to look into the burgeoning scandal of the Rent To Kill Group, and her initial findings will be submitted for publication in time for the next edition of the Courier. I anticipate that the ensuing series may put the Courier in line for the coveted Poohspitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting.
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