Posted by Foo-Foo Wannabe on August 10, 1998 at 14:25:51:
In Reply to: Re: A Revisionist's Tale posted by Courier Editors on August 10, 1998 at 14:16:05:
Courier Editors wrote:
: Dear Foo-Foo Wannabee,
: We knew it would come to this. Lies, scandals, twisted tales, delusions, hallucinations, scurrilous insinuations, allegations, accusations, and missing the story altogether.
Yes! That's it exactly!
: We like it and approve. Are you looking for work?
As a matter of fact, I could use a position...I was thinking of something along the lines of Professional Revisionist. But you'd have to promise me that I'd have my own personal proofreader, so that when I'm typing faster than I'm thinking (and when AREN'T I?) things like "cholesterol" and "Lily-livered" wouldn't come out all bass-ackwards and misspelled!
: PS We know if the hate mail proves to be too much you will be brave and fling yourself off the nearest cliff!
Truth to tell, I'm somewhat afraid of heights, so I'm going to have to insist that you let me demonstrate my courage by holding my breath until I turn blue and fall face down in my bowl of grits! Thank you ever so!
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