Posted by Chris on August 10, 1998 at 22:26:45:
In Reply to: Position wanted?? posted by Marcia on August 10, 1998 at 21:54:15:
Marcia wrote: Seriously, though, what I want to know is a little about the working conditions...for instance, exactly how many very time-consuming, up close and personal, fittings are required for a seamstress to whip up a spiffy CUSTOM loincloth for today's fashionable young frontiersman?
Chris: Alas, the job was so time consuming, what with the many custom fittings required for each loincloth, followed by the frequent cold showers, that I am no longer able to perform to my usual high standards. That is why I must give up the job. I'm sure you can understand that it breaks my heart.
Marcia: so how much would I have to pay you to let me have the job???
Chris: Actually, I was thinking of putting the job out for bid. She who offers the most, gets the job. Creativity counts.
Marcia: And do you take Mastercard/Visa??? Personal checks???
Chris: Any of the above would be acceptible, but I'm sure you can be more creative.
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