Posted by Courier Editors on August 21, 1998 at 13:47:23:
While covering the recent trade wars and Hawkeye scandals we've run across some odd tracks in Mohicanland.
Something strange is afoot. There are rumors that these unknown tracks were made by Spaniards who came to Mohicanland seeking
goods that had been stolen from them.
While this discovery has us totally perplexed, we are equally confused as to what has happened to all the traders. The Francais Trader is gone ... The Dutch trader is gone .... even E. Lane (who does far more trading than she admits to) is gone. As if that is not complicated enough ... Hawkeye has once again disappeared, probably fleeing from his current female troubles. Ching has not yet been found and runners have brought news that She-etc is pursuing him somewhere along Le Belle Riviere.
As you might expect, these flaring troubles will have all Courier reporters tied up and thus unable to go to print for at least two nights and a bit.
If anyone knows the whereabouts of any of these persons, as well as the missing Wampum Sash & Choker, please inform the Courier Editors as soon as possible.
We thank you for your help in these matters.
The Courier Editors
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