Posted by The Go-Between on August 21, 1998 at 15:21:24:
In Reply to: Trade Wars & Lost Traders posted by Courier Editors on August 21, 1998 at 13:47:23:
As we agreed upon in our earlier negotiations, I have been going back and forth, left and right, up and down, and witnessed a shocking collection of dirty deals, practical "jokes" and other wrong-doings. However, everything pales in comparison to what is happening right now!
The French Trader, the Dutch Trader and the notorious E. Lane are having a secret meeting at Cameron's Cabin as we speak. Liquor is flowing freely, as well as tasteless Hawkeye jokes. In fact, they are getting along wonderfully! Need I say more? If these shady and shadowy types actually come to an agreement, we will witness the rise of the first Mohican Maffia!
There is no time to lose. Forget the pathetic Courier reporters. Send in the cavalry! NOW!
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