Re: Dutch Ratelwacht & MP ... & PR ... & BS?

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Posted by Courier Editors on August 24, 1998 at 19:16:12:

In Reply to: Re: Dutch Ratelwacht & MP ... Caution! posted by Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer on August 24, 1998 at 09:28:28:

: : Dear readers,

: : We have just had confirmation of the Courier report regarding the formation of a Dutch police force known as the Ratelwacht. This
: : force has been raised and commissioned by the Trade Treason Trio known as "Dutch Trader", "Francais Trader", and "E. Lane."
: : The Ratelwacht is poised to harass, steal, run off, murder, and blackmail all Mohicanland citizenry.
: : They have gone so far as to using Mohican Press' initials as their own. (In their case, 'MP' stands for military police.)

: : We also have reason to suspect that this Ratelwacht move is the first step in the Traders' plot of a Franco-Dutch take-over of the Mohicanland/New York colonies. An economic monopoly is in the works to further this repossession move. Stay alert!!!!! And think twice before eating at JFC's Fast Food Dutch Eatery!

: : Sincerely,
: : The Courier Editors

: Dear Editors & Readers,

: I must strongly object to the representation of "facts" by the Editors of the Courier. The newly founded Ratelwacht is a respectable law-loving police force. By no means is their purpose to "harass, steal, run off, murder and blackmail all Mohicanland citizenry". The Dutch & French Trader and the honorable E. Lane, you so viciously refer to as the "Trade Treason Trio", are entirely motivated by sincere concern about the recent string of disruptions in Mohicanland. The notion they are plotting a Franco-Dutch take-over is preposterous and does not even deserve an answer. They are acting for your benefit.

: MP does NOT stand for military police; they are the initials of the captain of the Ratelwacht: Marinus Pottenbakkerszoon. This esteemed gentleman has a flawless record as a police officer in Old Amsterdam, before being chased out of town.. coughcough.. before deciding to take up the challenge to dedicate his talents elsewhere.

: And last but not least, I fail to see what eating at JFC's Fast Food Dutch Eatery has to do with all of this.

: Sincerely,
: The Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer

Dear *ahem* Ratelwacht Relations Officer,

Well, thank you so much for your quick whitewash. "Respectable, law-loving police force" ... ??? Are we referring to the same Ratelwacht raised in Nieuw Amsterdam? The very same Ratelwacht that was resurrected in Beverwijck ... lately referred to as Albany? Is this the same "tattle teller guards" that were run out of Nieuw Amsterdam for lewd behavior and extortion of the Dutchie and Anglo populace? The very same Ratelwacht led by the notorious Marinus Pottenbakkerszoon who was exiled from Old Amsterdam for his "strong arm tactics against innocent Nederlanders" and "career criminality tendencies"????
And you are objecting to our characterizations and fact finding? Listen, RRO, we know the PR business very well.
Your cheap, deceitful, lie ridden ploy will not work. We will be watching the developments of this Ratelwachting of Mohicanland and will continue to alert the public to the dangers of its existence.

We know full well as well the well planned Franco-Dutch plot to retake Mohicanland and New York.

What has JFC's got to do with it, you ask? Poison, RRO, poison.

The Courier Editors

PS Your initials wouldn't happen to be MP, would they?

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