Posted by Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer on August 25, 1998 at 06:27:01:
In Reply to: Re: Dutch Ratelwacht & MP ... & PR ... & BS? posted by Courier Editors on August 24, 1998 at 19:16:12:
Dear Courier Editors,
Allow me to present to you the following statement from Captain Marinus Pottenbakkerszoon:
"I am deeply grieved to see my reputation and that of the Ratelwacht dragged through the mud by the Mohicanland Media. I will, however, not jump to conclusions and for now assume you are misinformed. It would be my pleasure to explain to you in person our peacekeeping principles and strict moral code of conduct. This will have to wait for a few days, however, since I will first hunt down and kill the culprit who leaked this information in the first place."
The Trusty Trading Trio would like to offer you the following statement: "No comment."
The Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer
PS. Obviously it is no business of yours what my initials are, but if you must know, they are PM: Petronella Modderhapper
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