Re: Dutch Ratelwacht

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Posted by E. Lane on August 25, 1998 at 09:58:59:

In Reply to: Re: Dutch Ratelwacht posted by Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer on August 25, 1998 at 06:27:01:

: Dear Courier Editors,

: Allow me to present to you the following statement from Captain Marinus Pottenbakkerszoon:

: "I am deeply grieved to see my reputation and that of the Ratelwacht dragged through the mud by the Mohicanland Media. I will, however, not jump to conclusions and for now assume you are misinformed. It would be my pleasure to explain to you in person our peacekeeping principles and strict moral code of conduct. This will have to wait for a few days, however, since I will first hunt down and kill the culprit who leaked this information in the first place."

: The Trusty Trading Trio would like to offer you the following statement: "No comment."

: Sincerely,
: The Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer

: PS. Obviously it is no business of yours what my initials are, but if you must know, they are PM: Petronella Modderhapper

Hey Marinus, I mean, Petronella!

How good to see you've made it to the colonies! I thought they'd hang you for sure in Old Amsterdam!
Anyway, are you still in the smuggling business? We have some great black markets established here in Mohicanland that might interest one with your, uhmmm, talents. Send a runner and let me know when we can meet. Our favorite hang out is Cameron's Cabin.

See you there, vriend?

Oh, if any one asks about us "traders", just tell them "no comment."


E. Lane

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