Re: Moccasin Trail

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Posted by Courier Editors on August 26, 1998 at 20:15:52:

In Reply to: Moccasin Trail posted by She, etc. on August 26, 1998 at 12:38:35:

: Dear Courier Editors,

: Moccasin trail heading south. Could not be Hawkeye, anyway - no deer carcases along the way. At beginning of trail found numerous other single trails joining together from every imaginable direction. This explains the deep imprints, of course. At point of juncture found tree trunk scored with hatchet. Read as follows: " JFC Fast Foods. Five miles south. Meeting when sun touches grey rock. Dinner included."

: No substantive information on the latest Gnadenhutten massacre at this time, but another rumor has it that the Moravians got their backs up over Hawkeye's womanizing and tried to turn him over to the Shawonese for Sensitivity Training. Prefer not to depend on rumors, howsever. So, what shall it be - Gnadenhutten or back to the Rubber Chicken Paradise? Awaiting assignment.

: She-Who-Tracks-La Longue Carabine

Dear AMP Reporter She-etc.,

We've carefully weighed, thought about, pondered, considered, tossed the shilling, and compared these two assignments. Given the number of Hawkeye's enemies these days, which include not only the angry Moravians, but also the Leatherstocking Lady, we believe someone is bound to step on the devil's toe. The Quick-Chicken prank doesn't seem too serious so we'll leave that matter for
the Dutch to settle among themselves. This leaves, of course, Gnadenhutten. We've just received a smoke signal that Johann Heckewelder has arrived at the stirred up settlement. Wollen Sie in die Gnadenhutten Stadt? Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Hurry to Gnadenhutten, trusted reporter!


Courier Editors

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