Posted by Vita on August 28, 1998 at 09:01:41:
In Reply to: Re: Smoke Signal to The Iroquoian Chevre posted by Doctor Mary on August 28, 1998 at 08:46:18:
Dear Dr Mary,
With eyes crossed by dread, I read your following dispatch
to the hard workiing editors of the Courier:
: If this involves asking me to do my special Pre-Labor Day
: Weekend Show where I wear the spangled wampum
: belt and high-heeled moccasins and do the flaming
: baton thing to "I Will Find You" while riding Jo's horse
: across the stage....sorry, but I'm already booked at
: the Patroon's House.
Are you out of your mind, Doc Mary Dear?
Just because you feel threatened by she-who-tracks' charm,
eagle-eyed vision for tracking, and her really secret
passionate relationship with La Longue Carabine,
does this give you the right to intimidate the esteemed
editors of the Courier into not making a deal with
Le Foat Foot?
She-who-tracks is a key member of our community, she knows
every track ever made by everyone, so when one of our ladies lose
their husband to an evenin' of merrimet at JFC's Fast Food
Tavern, she-who-tracks can discreetly discern the missiing
hubby's tracks and put the righteous wife on his tracks...
further, she-who-tracks has many many other vital functions
relating to the health and welfare of the LOTMLand...
Shoooeeee yourself off to the side Dear doc,
and let the Editors send their smoke signals in Goat Foot's
direction with renewed faith and cunning!
Red-faced-hoarse-voiced and-spluttering-with outrage
Town Cryer for the Courier
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