Posted by Elaine on September 09, 1998 at 09:09:57:
In Reply to: Re: TOWNCRYER TO TOWNIES posted by Gayle on September 09, 1998 at 07:07:25:
: Dear Town Cryer,
: Good Mornin' to you, too. Glad to know the town is safe and all our happy citizens of Mohicanland can have a cheerful, social day. Seems to be a peaceful time, too - no scurrilous characters lurking about lately, and not an Indian raiding party in sight! Nice to have a Town Cryer. Definite sign that civilization is coming to the settlements!
: Citizen Gayle
Citizen Gayle and Ye Olde Towne Crier Vita,
Your guard is down and the peaceful time you describe may have been declared so prematurely. The Courier Editors have not yet discovered the whereabouts of captured Mohican Associated Press reporter She-Who-Tracks-La Longue Carabine. This is serious indeed!
Unfortunately, our Towne Crier has been too busy celebrating and cavorting with her fellow Uncas admirers to properly keep watch over Mohicanland. (Not to mention her fateful mistake of warring with Dr. Mary who is sure to strike back with no warning or mercy!) While the Towne Crier made merriment, the Mohicanland Traders have been plotting and planning their devious scheme.
And there have been scurrilous lurkers! Be warned ...
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