Re: TOWNCRYER TO TOWNIES

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Posted by Dutch Trader on September 09, 1998 at 16:48:32:

In Reply to: Re: TOWNCRYER TO TOWNIES posted by Citizen Gayle on September 09, 1998 at 15:48:54:

: Dear Dutch Trader,

: This is a cause for an even more serious concern than any of us ever anticipated. The Icelandic Amoeba is in METAMORPHOSIS! It now has three toes as well as three whiskers! Could this be a result of biological tampering of the Rent To Kill Group Environmental Services? Will the Icelandic Amoeba eventually evolve into a POLITICIAN, and will we elect it to office in the 20th century?

: Citizen Gayle

Dear Citizen Gayle,

Three whiskers? Well, that is truly bizarre. I hope the Flying Dutchman will not be put off by something as disgusting as that. Then again the contract is signed and sealed.

As for the notion of the Icelandic Amoeba, or anybody else unlucky enough, evolving into a POLITICIAN, I can inform you that I, as an ethical trader should, keep business and polictics strictly separated. This kind of unfortunate degeneration cannot be blamed on anything except their own character flaws. Will you elect it to office? I have no way of foretelling that. However, you must have seen even stranger creatures being elected to office over the years.

With the highest regard,
The Dutch Trader

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: : Dear Dutch Trader,

: : This is a cause for an even more serious concern than any of us ever anticipated.  The Icelandic Amoeba is in METAMORPHOSIS!  It now has three toes as well as three whiskers!  Could this be a result of biological tampering of the Rent To Kill Group Environmental Services?  Will the Icelandic Amoeba  eventually evolve into a POLITICIAN, and will we elect it to office in the 20th century?

: : Citizen Gayle

: Dear Citizen Gayle,

: Three whiskers? Well, that is truly bizarre. I hope the Flying Dutchman will not be put off by something as disgusting as that. Then again the contract is signed and sealed.

: As for the notion of the Icelandic Amoeba, or anybody else unlucky enough,  evolving into a POLITICIAN, I can inform you that I, as an ethical trader should, keep business and polictics strictly separated. This kind of unfortunate degeneration cannot be blamed on anything except their own character flaws. Will you elect it to office? I have no way of foretelling that. However, you must have seen even stranger creatures being elected to office over the years.

: With the highest regard,
: The Dutch Trader


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