Posted by E. Lane on September 09, 1998 at 17:58:33:
In Reply to: Re: TOWNCRYER TO TOWNIES posted by Dutch Trader on September 09, 1998 at 15:16:26:
: : : Dear Dutch Trader,
: : : We can applaud the illusion of civilization and peace. It will serve us well. A toast to Mohicanland's sleepiness!
: : : E. Lane
: : ______________________
: : I raise my glass with you E. Lane for we have truely lulled them into this false peacefullness. Now that we have them where we want them , we must meet to plan our next move.
: : Good to hear from you Dutchie. I thought you had fallen asleep with the Townies.
: : French Trader
: Cher Ami and partners,
: Sleep? No not for the wicked. I have been very busy negotiating a "accord" with the ghostly Flying Dutchman. I intended to round off talks sooner, but he, being a ghost and living on a ghost ship, turned out to be hard to find. Nevertheless, he has agreed to sail up on the river and create mass hysteria in Mohicanland on D-Day. All it will cost us is 6 bottles of brandy and two eggs of the Icelandic three toed amoebe.
: On a different note, I have managed to secure the shipment of Belgian chocolats for your wife. Expect them to arrive soon.
: The Dutch Trader
Cher Dutch and French Traders,
Yes, we will meet again soon. There are many plans to finalize.
So, the Gostrijder has agreed to terrorize the Mohicanland citizenry ... and for only 6 bottles of Brandy and the rare three-whiskered, three-toed Icelandic Amoeba eggs?! We may have to kill a few Environmental Perfectionist Agents, but do sign the agreement! The Van Rensselears and Van Winkles are going to love this!
Oh, about that Belgian chocolate ...
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