Posted by English Trader on September 11, 1998 at 20:55:02:
In Reply to: TowneCryer Stands Tall and Defends Honor! posted by Vita on September 11, 1998 at 07:10:37:
: Booooh! Booooh! Boooh!
: To those who says this olde handsome TownCryer is merely a
: figment of Courier Ed's imagination!
: I am a real fellow, ah, lady, actually,young (!), tall (!) and strong
: (indeed that's true, 160+lbs of Mohicanland-goat-fed blubber),
: quite a dashing figure despite a lack of gold-brained uniform and
: amulets, and a person of honor!!!
: I shall continue to cry to all and sundry about the shenanigans
: of the Dutch and French Traders, Dr. Mary, the good news in Mohican-
: land, and excellent wares and impeccable taste of the English Trader!
: Your Obdnt Srvnt,
: Proud TownCryer of LOTMLand!
Do, do stand tall (as tall as you can, that is), and I'll stand by you, who has welcomed me into the colonies with open arms and gifts. To those who doubt our Town Cryer, I will vouch for this exotic personage. And I shall support her endeavors to cry the truth throughout Mohicanland. Goat droppings or not.
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