Posted by 3 Piggies Productions on September 22, 1998 at 21:07:41:
Three Little Piggies Productions is proud to announce the upcoming publication of a series of articles on surviving in the wilderness written by our own Nathaniel Poe. After the deaths of his brother Uncas and Alice Munro, and seeing how woefully incompetant his true love Cora was in the wilderness, Mr. Poe felt it was his duty to pass on his knowledge of woodlore and survival skills in hopes that further disasters could be averted. Finding the before-mentioned deaths most difficult to bear, Mr. Poe has been living quietly with Jo, Carol and Chris while writing these articles. He has been teaching them wilderness survival skills, and in return, they are providing him with bed, board and other entertainments.