Posted by Mohicanland Morning Star Editors on September 23, 1998 at 09:05:52:
In Reply to: New Publication Announced posted by 3 Piggies Productions on September 22, 1998 at 21:07:41:
: Three Little Piggies Productions is proud to announce the upcoming publication of a series of articles on surviving in the wilderness written by our own Nathaniel Poe. After the deaths of his brother Uncas and Alice Munro, and seeing how woefully incompetant his true love Cora was in the wilderness, Mr. Poe felt it was his duty to pass on his knowledge of woodlore and survival skills in hopes that further disasters could be averted. Finding the before-mentioned deaths most difficult to bear, Mr. Poe has been living quietly with Jo, Carol and Chris while writing these articles. He has been teaching them wilderness survival skills, and in return, they are providing him with bed, board and other entertainments.
Respected Three Little Piggies Productions,
Please allow us to introduce ourselves. We are the editors of the new weekly paper in Mohicanland, the Mohicanland Morning Star. The Morning Star has been founded by Mohicanland's honorable Trading Quartet, the Canadian, French and Dutch Trader and E. Lane, to counter the one-sided "journalism" and outright lies practiced in that sewer pipe, the Courier. Mohicanland Morning Star will dedicate itself to truth and honesty. I am sure the Three Little Piggies Productions will welcome this healthy competition in the media sector. After all, it is not too long ago you yourselves were viciously dragged through the mud by this so-called "newspaper".
We are very interested in the above mentioned publication and would welcome the opportunity to review it in our first issue. Possibly we could publish some excerpts? Additionally, in our very first and festive issue, we will give you one page to advertise your upcoming publication, at no cost at all.
Thank you for considering us.
With the highest regard,
The Mohicanland Morning Star Editors
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