Posted by Dutch and Canadian Trader on September 23, 1998 at 14:22:38:
In Reply to: Re: Entertainment. posted by Marcia on September 23, 1998 at 13:36:23:
: 3 Little Piggies tease & taunt:
: : Let us just say....YOWZA! Hawkeye in a hula skirt is a sight to behold!!! Hey Marcia, how much would YOU pay to do his body waxing? Bidding commences at noon tomorrow! You want entertainment...we'll give you entertainment.
: NOON TOMORROW??? What the bloody hell kinda plan is that??? You toss out a query that stops my breathing & causes my head to spin, and then say I can't bid until NOON TOMORROW??? I'll YOWZA YOU!! *meanwhile, I'm emptying out my change purse and piggie bank, cashing in CDs and making 401K withdrawals, wondering how much selling my firstborn would bring, and refining the art of photocopying $50 bills* Be still, my heart!!
Well, Miss Marcia (or should we say Senora Sassy?), us traders have looked deep into our tea leaves and foretell you will offer 5 free consultations, 1 magic potion and a partridge in a pear tree. It didnot even buy you a horse the last time, so we sincerely doubt that it will win you Nathaniel, possessor of the best male tush in the Uncivilized Universe, this time around.
Sincerely, and with heartfelt thanks to Dr. Mary,
The Dutch and Canadian Trader
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