Re: Scandal Announced

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Posted by Dr. Mary on September 23, 1998 at 15:10:10:

In Reply to: Scandal Announced posted by The Courier Editors on September 23, 1998 at 14:32:40:

: : Oh, Doctor Mary is so so terribly sorry to break this to the
: : Three Little Piggies, but it is her duty to root out and
: : abolish Mass Delusions wherever they might occur, no matter
: : how long it takes! Luckily, she has gotten here in time.
: : My dears, you are not entertaining Master Nathaniel Poe,
: : hunter, woodsman extraordinaire, and possessor of the Best
: : Male Tush in the Uncivilized Universe...nay, you are playing
: : loincloth whoopsie with his long-lost second cousin twice-
: : removed Edgar Allan! Haven't you noticed he's a trifle
: : gloomy at times, and tends to hit the old home brew pretty
: : heavily? Does he scream "Nevermore!" at highly inappropriate
: : moments? (Something MY buckskin boo-boo would NEVER presume
: : to do!) Sorry to have to bust yer bubble, babes -- the real
: : Mr. Nat is still happily vacationing at Chez Dr. Mary, and
: : will be trapped over the Fall, thank yew SEW much!!!!

: : Dr. Mary

: So! The Three Pigs are up to their old habits, eh? Reminds us of their deceit and corruption in the early days of The Courier. Still reverting to their shameless scams. Glad you stopped their delusions before the entire Mohicanland public fell prey to their dirty game.

: Maybe that new rag, The Mohicanland Morning Star, will carry this trash!

: Sincerely,

: The Courier Editors

I believe their headline for tomorrow reads "Positive Proof:
Uncas Is Alive! Abducted By Aliens And Now Living On The Planet
Zoltar As An Elvis Impersonator!!!!"

Doctor Mary

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