Posted by Mme. Claire Voyant on September 23, 1998 at 15:52:01:
In Reply to: Re: Scandal Announced posted by Mohicanland Morning Star on September 23, 1998 at 15:27:00:
Morning Star gushes:
: Abolutely! He is alive! And don't miss our horoscope section with Mme Claire Voyant called "Stargazing".
Dear Morning Star Editor/Editorettes:
Wot's all this, then? After calling me every kind of charlatan, and poo-pooing my abilities to see into the future, you expect moi to write a horoscope section for your latest endeavor?? I think NOT! No second-rate sleazy supermarket tabloid like the Mohicanland Morning Star is going to carry a column written by Yours Semitruly, when she could write a column for a FIRST-rate sleazy supermarket tabloid, such as The Courier!! (Note to Courier Eds: this is your chance to score big with your readers, and put that MMS rag in its place...don't pass up an opportunity to have exclusive rights to the Sassy Soothsayer's many talents! Does Elvis, indeed, live??...*I* know the REAL truth! It's yours, Courier, for a price!)
As for you folk at MMS...I'll do business with you the day this country elects a 3-toed, 3-whiskered Icelandic amoeba to the highest office in the land!
Here's gazing at YOU, kid!
Mme. Claire Voyant, D/B/A Sassy Soothsayer
Motto: If I can't find out for you, you don't need to know!
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