Dispatch from the SublimePorte, Land of the Ottomani

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: hear ye hear y hear ya!

: ring ring ring tinkerbell tink
: I hear there is a new trader acomin'!
: A dispatch securely folded into a velvet pouch interwoven with a 
: crescent and star made of highly polished gleaming mother-of-pearl,
: written with something intelligible which I hazzard to be
: turco-perso-arabic=Ottomani, is announcing the possible interest of
: a trader from the Sultan's Court at the Sublime Porte, in Stamboul,
: head of the Ottoman Empire!

: what this trader from the Sultana of the eminent Empire, would want to
: purvey in our beautiful pristine civilized pastoral LOTMland would
: want, remains to be wondered about!

: (to borrow a phrase from another poster) yours semi-truly

: Hoarse but Excited
: TowneCryer


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