Posted by Cora on September 30, 1998 at 09:51:57:
In Reply to: Re: Hawkeye on Clothing posted by 3 Piggies Productions on September 30, 1998 at 09:38:12:
: My Ex-Dearest Cora,
: I take it as a great compliment that you read my recently published article on clothing for wilderness survival. You lit out of here so fast, saying you never wanted to set foot in the wilderness again, that I was quite sure I'd never hear from you again. You made it fairly clear at that time that anyone who wanted me and my wilderness ways was free to take me. As much as we loved (lusted after?) each other, I think we both agreed that you could not adapt to my way of life any more than I could adapt to yours. Since our parting was by mutual agreement, I was surprised by the bitter tone of your letter. Am I to assume that your life has not been a bed of roses since you left? London is not how you imagined, thinking of it in Schuylerville and Can-tuck-ee? You've not found a man who could be my match?? You're jealous that I have found comfort and solace in your absence??? Gee, I'm so sorry! Hehehehe...
I beg you to stop engaging in such scurrilous attacks on my good name. My reputation has already suffered greatly as a result of my unfortunate association with you.
Yes, it is true that I could not adapt to your wild ways. What well bred woman would trade in life's fineries for a dirty, uncouth, semi-literate, untrustworthy scoundrel such as yourself? Not I, sir.
In regards to my personal life; I'll send you news of my upcoming engagement to Capitaine Bougainville via courier. I do hope one of your pig women is able to read.
Good day and good riddance, sir.
Miss Cora munro
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