Re: TownCryer re. Ottomani Trader???

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Posted by Vita on October 01, 1998 at 06:27:55:

In Reply to: Re: Ottomani Trader??? posted by The Mohicanland Traders on September 30, 1998 at 19:03:48:

Ring Ring Ring!
Hoarse hoarse hoarse ...
voice cords under attack...
scalp under attack too tryin to defend the Ottomani Trader's forerunner from the nefarious Traders' Guild scalpers and roasters...
Dear LOTMers!
Before being taken down by a hoarde of hell-raising bunch of shady characters, the O.T's forerunner let it be known that the Esteemed Trader of Turko/Greko/Armeno/Khazar origin, has a pouch of Sultan's Kuvvet Majunu, roughly translated, a paste which is told to work as something from the 20th Century called Viagra (don't know if this info is correct re.20th Century, a contender to Sassy-Soothsayer throne told this to me).

This might be the real reason why the Traders Guild is so eagerly after the O.T's scalp, for THEy want to put their greedy little hands upon the Sultan's Kuvvet Majunu!

Meanwhile... being still besieged defending scalp and hide... I shall humbly to ask you to provide me with some throat lozenges...

Whispering TownCryer

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