Posted by E. Lane on October 02, 1998 at 21:21:17:
In Reply to: Re: TownCryer re. Ottomani Trader??? posted by Vita on October 01, 1998 at 06:27:55:
: Ring Ring Ring!
: Hoarse hoarse hoarse ...
: voice cords under attack...
: scalp under attack too tryin to defend the Ottomani Trader's forerunner from the nefarious Traders' Guild scalpers and roasters...
: Dear LOTMers!
: Before being taken down by a hoarde of hell-raising bunch of shady characters, the O.T's forerunner let it be known that the Esteemed Trader of Turko/Greko/Armeno/Khazar origin, has a pouch of Sultan's Kuvvet Majunu, roughly translated, a paste which is told to work as something from the 20th Century called Viagra (don't know if this info is correct re.20th Century, a contender to Sassy-Soothsayer throne told this to me).
: This might be the real reason why the Traders Guild is so eagerly after the O.T's scalp, for THEy want to put their greedy little hands upon the Sultan's Kuvvet Majunu!
: Meanwhile... being still besieged defending scalp and hide... I shall humbly to ask you to provide me with some throat lozenges...
: Whispering TownCryer
Dear Towne Crier,
What's this? Kuvvet Majunu for Mohicanland? No, no. You tell that Ottomani Merchant to turn his caravan around and peddle his potion in New France. We've heard tales of the Sultan's harem and I assure the Ottomani Merchant that the societal fabric of Mohicanland is much too fragile for such apothecary magic. Perhaps the coureur de bois will be interested?
And what's this about our Traders Guild members tracking your scalp? Not true. We are a legitimate partnership of enterprising merchants who wish only to make a fair trade. While it is true that we deal in scalps, it is not true that we actually hunt them. Please be accurate when crying out loud, for crying out loud!
Any word on the Turk's Taffy & Silk supply?
PS Regarding the sore throat; you might ask the Bee Holder for some honey?
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