Posted by Mme. Claire Voyant on October 06, 1998 at 11:01:13:
In Reply to: Re: Message to The Courier Editors posted by 3 Piggies Productions on October 06, 1998 at 09:47:02:
J, C, & C claim:
: I hate to burst your bubble, and that of numerous others, but it must have been Dweebie that Ching ran into. For one thing, Hawkeye doesn't stand around staring at the clouds, and for another, he is safely and happily pursuing various pleasures here. Make no mistake, we know the real thing when we see it!
Dear Poor, Deluded Ladies (and I use that term loosely!)
The Sassy Soothsayer is wise to your game. And, further, she has seen that if you continue with this charade, you will bring great harm to yourself and your reputations! Shame, shame, shame on you three! Hawkeye in hula skirts, indeed!! Sassy has not only the power to see the future, but can gaze into the past, as well. She knows about your trip to the All Night Inflatable Doll Store! Painted vinyl, even wrapped in a pseudo-loincloth, doth not a Hawkeye make!! The REAL Hawkeye a/k/a Nathaniel Poe (sorry Natty fans!) IS on his way to rescue She-Who-Tracks with the recently bee-leaguered Chingachgook, as reported by the Bee Holder! It would beehoove you to confess your wicked lies now, so that all can bee forgiven. Continue to dally in this evile falsehood, and you might find yourself visited by that largest and most beeligerant of critters, Bee Hemoth. Beeware! You have BEEn warned!
Yours Most Visonarily,
Mme. Claire Voyant
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