Posted by Goat Foot on October 12, 1998 at 08:42:06:
In Reply to: Heavy Black Smoke Signal to Goat Foot posted by The Iroquois Shaman on October 09, 1998 at 12:15:27:
: You dumb goat! I told you 13 was an unlucky number. 12 captives good. But no, you had to capture She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine. Now what? Muskets ruined. Huron maidens gone. No scalps. No captives. Tribe scattered. Iroquois turn faces from you! No more name Goat Foot. Now called Satan's Toe. Take that, fool!
: The Iroquois Shaman
To Iroquois Shaman -
You say muskets ruined. Huron maidens gone. No scalps. No captives. Depend on how you define "No". Captives still alive. Scalps still on. Huron maidens somewhere in forest. Muskets make good firewood.
Bee Holder mean-spirited dude. Send bees to attack. Bee eyes everywhere. See everything. Rout camp. Mess up plans. Bee Holder throw wet blanket on Indian fun. A pox on him!
Goat Foot fine Indian. Big success. Very popular with Abenaki women. Will stay in Canada until war over. Then canoe down Big Rapids and become Chief in Mohicanland. Maybe make Dr. Mary wife.
Thank you for impressive new name. Satan's Toe name worthy of great warrior.
aka Goat Foot
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