Posted by Adele on July 05, 2000 at 16:00:31:
In Reply to: Re: Posting Photos - Official Guidelines posted by Bill R on July 05, 2000 at 15:45:05:
: : : Alrighty, folks. It has become apparent to me that we need a few guidelines the the posting of Gathering photos...of Dana S.
: : : Thou shalt NOT post any photo of Dana S. slouching against picnic tables, rocks, mountains or thin air.
: : : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. showing blemish, wrinkle, or spider vain.
: : : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. NOT holding in tummy.
: : : Thou snalt not post any photo not of the "good side" of Dana S. (This would be my right, your left)
: : : Thou shalt not post any pic of Dana S. with roll-up, peace pipe, or any other fag-type thingy near or about mouth. ( I DID quit smoking, ya know)
: : : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. taken before noon.
: : : This should do it. Thank you all for your cooperation in this very important matter.
: : : ;)
: : : Dana S.
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : Not a chance honey! If photos of me get posted, looking like death, standing under Nature's Showerbath, standing in a line for the toilets, weepy-eyed, clutching coffee like a caffeine addict, in my sleeping bag UNDER a porch swing etc etc........then I think a couple of photos showing you a bit bleary eyed or catching a crafty smoke are most definitely required viewing!
: : Keep 'em coming people - the sadder, the better!
: : Adele
: Adele, you are ruthless. Purely ruthless. You put Tavington (aka Tarleton) to shame. Shoulda been a loyalist cavalry officer in 1780.
: I was thinking about putting a scrimshawed rendition of Dana with her head poking out of a sleeping bag all bleary eyed. Got any red ink? I only have black and the eyes definitely need RED.
: She didnt say anything about veins in her eyes being forbidden, did she?
: Bill R
HA! And you call ME ruthless - well, talk about kettle calling pot black! Shame on you! I didn't say anything about doctorin' no photos! Just the facts, jack!!!!
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