Posted by Dana S. on July 06, 2000 at 09:16:33:
In Reply to: Re: Posting Photos - Official Guidelines posted by Ayesha on July 05, 2000 at 20:17:48:
Well written, you say, Ayesha? It must be the Green Magic from The Apothecary...
: Hi Dana,
: You have spoken for all of the women! Yes!
: This is a fun post and so well written! I will share it with all of my women friends. We should print it and pass it around!!!!
: The best,
: : : Alrighty, folks. It has become apparent to me that we need a few guidelines the the posting of Gathering photos...of Dana S.
: : : Thou shalt NOT post any photo of Dana S. slouching against picnic tables, rocks, mountains or thin air.
: : : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. showing blemish, wrinkle, or spider vain.
: : : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. NOT holding in tummy.
: : : Thou snalt not post any photo not of the "good side" of Dana S. (This would be my right, your left)
: : : Thou shalt not post any pic of Dana S. with roll-up, peace pipe, or any other fag-type thingy near or about mouth. ( I DID quit smoking, ya know)
: : : Thou shalt not post any photo of Dana S. taken before noon.
: : : This should do it. Thank you all for your cooperation in this very important matter.
: : : ;)
: : : Dana S.
: : Well, I can think of some additional criterion:
: : Thou shalt NOT post pictures of Dana S. with her loincloth flapping in breeze.
: : Thous shalt NOT post pictures of Dana S. after thunderstorms and before repairing damage from same.
: : Thou shalt Not post pics of Dana S. with eyes crossed from heavy imbibing of Clabert's peach wine.
: : Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. in sleeping bags of any sort regardless of number of femmes in said bag.
: : Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. in jacuzzi (ah, WHY NOT???)
: : Thou shalt NOT post pics of Dana S. without the gnome in them!
: : Bill R
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