Re: Trade Wars With the Far East

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Posted by The Huggy Merchant on July 07, 2000 at 09:53:11:

In Reply to: Trade Wars With the Far East posted by The Turkish Trader on July 06, 2000 at 22:39:40:

: Allooooo la Francais, la Canadienne Traders and le Yinglees Traders!
: I am sick and tired of the Far Eastern Yejuj Mejuj invading the borders of our LOTMland.
: Let's meet at Bumppo's and prepare the declaration to all and sundry that we hold a monopoly on the trading activities here!
: Remember, the Yejuj Mejuj built the Great Wall to stop me and my comrades from raiding their land, and truth be told, never succeeded in keeping us off it. For we got the scimitars, curved handle bar mustaches, kimiz drink and a Mighty Ho! temper Plus Brains and Brawns!
: If our Pen should not stop these Pretenders to Tradesmanship, our Swords shall take up the slack!

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Now, now, Turkish Trader - I do hope that you will still be allowing the Huggy Merchant to be trading her wares. I see that you are knowledgeable of Edward Lytton's splendid quote

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword"

and must therefore, be willing to allow a humble trader of words, wit and warmth to continue to do so........no?

Of course, you might want to stop that Yengeese Strumpet from trading HER particular wares - as I think that the genteel ladies of these parts are none to happy with her 'flaunting her goods'.... and for some reason Sheriff Twigg is not being particularly swift in dealing with this matter.

Yours

The Huggy Merchant

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Re: Huggy Merchant He Of the Handlebar Mustache and Scimitar -The T.T 12:23:53 7/07/2000 (2)
- Re: Huggy Merchant The Huggy Merchant 15:23:53 7/07/2000 (1)
  - Re: Huggy Merchant and a Handlebar Mustache Being Twirled The Turkish Trader 16:53:47 7/07/2000 (0)
Re: Trade Wars With the Far East Sheriff Twigg 10:25:37 7/07/2000 (17)
- Re: Trade Wars With the Far East Yengeese Stumpet 15:36:36 7/07/2000 (0)
- Re: Trade Wars With the Far East BillyGnome 11:12:16 7/07/2000 (15)
  - Re: Trade Wars With the Far East The Yengeese Strumpet 15:47:04 7/07/2000 (14)
    - Re: Trade Wars With the Far East GnomeDome 16:53:45 7/07/2000 (13)
      - Re: Trade Wars With the Far East She Who Tracks 17:39:15 7/07/2000 (12)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the Far East - The Open Window Miss Gaylee Cooper 17:49:22 7/07/2000 (11)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the Far East - The Open Window Hector 18:28:48 7/07/2000 (10)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the Far East - The Open Window GnomeDome 19:28:08 7/07/2000 (9)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the Far East - The Open Window Sheriff Twigg 20:46:38 7/07/2000 (8)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the Far East - The Open Window Yengeese Strumpet 05:44:41 7/08/2000 (7)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the F.E.- The Open Window-Visit The T.T 06:21:32 7/08/2000 (6)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the F.E.- The Open Window-Visit Yengeese Strumpet 10:31:11 7/08/2000 (5)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the F.E.- The Open Window-Visit GnomeDome 11:56:10 7/08/2000 (4)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the F.E.- The Open Window-Visit Doc M 11:59:58 7/08/2000 (3)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the F.E.- The Open Window-Visit GnomeDome 15:00:01 7/08/2000 (2)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the F.E.- The Open Window-Visit Doc M 15:17:45 7/08/2000 (1)
        
        Re: Trade Wars With the F.E.- The Open Window-Visit Gnome Dome 16:25:13 7/08/2000 (0)

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: : Allooooo la Francais, la Canadienne Traders and le Yinglees Traders!
: : I am sick and tired of the Far Eastern Yejuj Mejuj invading the borders of our LOTMland. 
: : Let's meet at Bumppo's and prepare the declaration to all and sundry that we hold a monopoly on the trading activities here!
: : Remember, the Yejuj Mejuj built the Great Wall to stop me and my comrades from raiding their land, and truth be told, never succeeded in keeping us off it. For we got the scimitars, curved handle bar mustaches, kimiz drink and a Mighty Ho! temper Plus Brains and Brawns!
: : If our Pen should not stop these Pretenders to Tradesmanship, our Swords shall take up the slack!

: 
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Now, now, Turkish Trader - I do hope that you will still be allowing the Huggy Merchant to be trading her wares.  I see that you are knowledgeable of Edward Lytton's splendid quote

: "Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
: The pen is mightier than the sword"

: and must therefore, be willing to allow a humble trader of words, wit and warmth to continue to do so........no?

: Of course, you might want to stop that Yengeese Strumpet from trading HER particular wares - as I think that the genteel ladies of these parts are none to happy with her 'flaunting her goods'.... and for some reason Sheriff Twigg is not being particularly swift in dealing with this matter.

: Yours

: The Huggy Merchant


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