Posted by The Huggy Merchant on July 07, 2000 at 15:23:53:
In Reply to: Re: Huggy Merchant posted by He Of the Handlebar Mustache and Scimitar -The T.T on July 07, 2000 at 12:23:53:
: dear Madame La Huggy Merchant
: Being a person of letters, I am indeed familiar with the quote The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword.
: Alas, this quote holds true only for civilized people, not for the Yejuj Mejuj who had filled the sacred Board of LOTMLand with their nonsense, last night.
: That said, I do apologize in the most cordial of manners for leaving your enchanting person out of my list of Merchants Licensed to Trade in LOTMLand.
: I did not associate hugs with merchant-ing. However, indeed, hugs are surely the best freeware merchandise available not only in LOTMLand, but in the Land of the Ottomani, as well.
: Thank you for setting me straight. Thank you for the hugs.
: Yr Humble and Adoring Servant,
: He Of the Handlebar Mustache and Scimitar -The Turkish Trader
: aka: He Who In Times Past, Made the Yejuj Mejuj Tremble in His Britches to the Sound of The Turk's Horse's Thundering Hoofbeats...
My dear sir
I knew of course that you were a gentleman of intelligence and refinement, and so it is with sincere thanks I accept your offer to join the Mohicanland Trading Alliance. Although, at present, my wares of words and warmth are offered freely - I do intend to expand my merchandise to those of the more worldly variety......watch this space!
The Huggy Merchant
PS May I compliment you on your fine and manly moustache!
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