Posted by LOTMLand's Tax Collector, the Mighty Fierce Publicant on July 08, 2000 at 17:36:10:
As I watch over the posts with an eagle's eye befitting my lofty appointment as this realm's Tax Collector (I collect tax on everything, from gnow stews to bent twiggs, to lies!), I caught you reassuring our Huggy Merchant, a blossom in mid rhapsody, of your honor and of having-cast-no-roving eye upon the person of Miz Yemgeese Strumpet. I, for one, along with the whole of LOTMLand, have witnessed you courting the Strumpet! She has publicly spoken of her bodice being ripped by your very person!
Come now, man, if you are after setting the record straight, let me hear how you will wiggle yourself out of this one!
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