Posted by Miss Paddletale on July 08, 2000 at 21:42:28:
In Reply to: Memo to She Who Tracks... posted by The Red-Haired Lass on July 08, 2000 at 07:50:47:
*ACK!!! SQUAWK!! QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK!!!!*
Wake up Mohicanland, WAKE UP, I say!!! *QUACK!* We're under attack-ack-ack!!! We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! Hurry, hurry! *SQUAWK!! SQUARK-SQUARK!!* Killer Chipmunks from Outer Space have landed! *QUARK!!* KILLER CHIPMUNKS, I say!! *SQUACK!*
I saw 'em, I saw 'em, I tell ya! *QUACK-ACK-ACK!* I saw 'em with my own liddle duckie eyebulbs!! Not more'n ten minutes ago, I saw one o' them kitties what belongs to the Red-Haired Lass come tearin' down the lane, screechin' & yowlin', and two...count'em...TWO Killer Chipmunks was a-hanging on to his EARS!! *ARKLE! ACKLE!! QUACKQUACKQUACK!!* That cat looked plumb crazed! CRAZED, I say!! Chipmunk 'peared to be tryin' to suck kitty's brains right outen it's head! *QUARK!SQUARK!*
Run for your lives, run for your LIVES! If a chipmunk'll attack a CAT, its natchr'al enemy, what will it do to OTHER critters...like...like...DUCKS??????? *ACKACKACKACKACK!!*
Omigosh, omigoodness, ohdearohdearohdearohdear!!
Run away, run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.....
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