Posted by The Publicant aka Tax Collector on July 09, 2000 at 11:41:51:
In Reply to: Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? posted by Miss Marcia on July 09, 2000 at 10:49:41:
Dear Miz Marcia,
your bard on the board, declared:
My Dear PubbiePerson:
: Goodness gracious, Miss Marcia seems to have struck a nerve, as the saying goes! But, in my usual genteel & RE-fined way, I must say unto you:
: Yejuj Mejuj SCHMEJUJ! Neener, neener, neener, and so's yer grandma! Tough nuggies, my dog's bigger than your dog, and *pffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzzt* once again!
: Come on then, if y'all dare...MAKE...MY...DAY!!!!
: Yours Most Graciously, Though Determinedly,
: Miss Marcia
: Motto: Touch My DDL Memorabilia and You Die Like The Dirty, Steenking, Pinko Commie Dog That You ARE!
Ah-ha, Miz Marcia, here is your first mistake! As a Commie Dog (hmm, I wonder what you mean by that, time period being 18th Century) I am well familiar with the yet-to-be GULAG, and many other methods of taming one to my particular needs.
However, Miz Vita has just notified me that rather than risking a full, all-out war in her beloved LOTMLand, she will obtain the reply to the above-mentioned questioned, via a gal named Suzie.
Thus, I shall officially drop my summons for your in-person appearance at my Tax Collector's desk at Bumppo's. Be that as it may, dear Miz, I'd advise you to send me a wagon-load full of your fuuuudge and roast duck a la orange, and a side of oven-baked buffalo, and... and a.... and....
I shall leave it to your culinary expertise and willingness to sue for the safety of your above mentioned memorabilia, to make-good for saucy and naughty and huffy challenge to my absolute authority re. taxes over all and sundry in this realm!
Not even the King and His Queen, TGAT Lainey, can claim immunity when it comes to claim exemption from paying said funds!!!!!!
BTW, I just realized, I did not have breakfast. I am so famished that I can not even draw up a good menu for myself....
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