Posted by The Turkish Trader on July 09, 2000 at 15:38:40:
In Reply to: Alas, I have been duped..... posted by The Huggy Merchant on July 09, 2000 at 15:20:52:
ah my dear dear dear Huggy!!!!
ah you have been listening to the rascal Publicant!!!!!
My dear Huggy, yes, indeed, for a while, I was enchanted by the Yengeese Strumpet... and truth be told, you see, in my country, in the 18th Century, we are allowed 4 LEGAL WIVES ... provided, as the Prophet has made it crystal clear, we treat all four of them equally; equal measure of love (spiritual AND physical), and creature comforts
Ah, dear dear mme Huggy, let me assure you that if my little romances in LOTMLand should lead to matrimony, you WILL have the choice to be my number I!
Oh please do give your dear rambunctious rascal but handsome and ah-hem, virile, and Turkish admirer another hug!
Yours ever so lovingly,
He Who Will Shave Off His Mustache if Beloved Huggy Wishes So...
Being such a sweet and wholesome young thing, I find that I am frequently the target of the unscrupulous. It has been pointed out to me that I have been the target of some rogueish behaviour at the hands of that scoundrel Turkish Trader.
: I will withdraw to my small room and sob quietly into my wee lace handkerchief for a while. Do not worry......sniff.....I will be fine.
: The Huggy Merchant (limping slowly into the distance)
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