Posted by Doc M on July 12, 2000 at 08:40:49:
...from Doc M's latest catalog:
Warts! Warts! Warts! (Specify hairy or non-hairy.) All types,
ALL areas! Also special weekly rates on weals, welts, wens,
pocks, and pustules!!
Extra bloodshot bulging eyeballs added upon request, fore
or aft. (Aft is MUCH more fun!)
Floppy flaccid flagpoles OUR SPECIALTY!
Our summer catalog can be sent to you via courier...contact
your nearest HPS (Huron Parcel Service). Their Motto --
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