Posted by Christina on July 12, 2000 at 10:46:09:
In Reply to: For Christina... posted by Doc M on July 12, 2000 at 08:40:49:
: ...from Doc M's latest catalog:
: EX HEXES!
: Warts! Warts! Warts! (Specify hairy or non-hairy.) All types,
: ALL areas! Also special weekly rates on weals, welts, wens,
: pocks, and pustules!!
: Extra bloodshot bulging eyeballs added upon request, fore
: or aft. (Aft is MUCH more fun!)
: Floppy flaccid flagpoles OUR SPECIALTY!
: Our summer catalog can be sent to you via courier...contact
: your nearest HPS (Huron Parcel Service). Their Motto --
: KILLER SERVICE!!
: Hug hug!
: Doc M
Thanks a million, good Doc M! I'll be contactin' those Hurons posthaste to get me one of those catalogs! Think I'll order up a heapin' helpin' of everything, especially them floppy flagpoles!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....(sound of evil cackling floats through the air as Christina runs out door searching for the nearest Huron...)
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