Posted by GnomeDome on July 13, 2000 at 11:33:17:
In Reply to: [TW]gnomies, hidden gnomes, skate roller gnomes and many!(Gnome Ling) posted by Susan on July 13, 2000 at 11:07:41:
: : : In a right ol' 'high dudgeon'!!
: : : Kate.
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : As well you SHOULD be, Miss! And I'm right there with you! *Harrrrrruuuuuuuuumph!!* No Gnomes, indeed!! Don't they understand that to gnome them is to love them?? Don't they realize there's no place like gnome??? Haven't they heard that gnome is where the heart is??
: : WHADUP wid this group??
: : Color Me Highly Indignant on Behalf of All Gnomelings Everywhere!
: : MMMMarcia
: (Just thought I would try to beat them to the draw!)
: No gnomes? The very idea! I think I'll go out and buy a few just to spite them!
Why those ungrateful sob's. WHO do they think they have to THANK for the lush garden growth they would ban us from! Why,
I'm so mad I could spit. Those philistines will soon feel the wrath of Gnomedom! I have chartered two 747's and filled all seats with loyal brothers from the union, and we shall soon see about that kettle of fish. We shall form a picket line, and I gar-un-tee you they shall have PLENTY of dirt to plant their steenking high falutin' pansies in when we all go to a'kicking.
*mumbling and cursing under breath*. AND, for good measure I will be sure to enter their Gnome-free enclave and PI-S on each and every flower they got on display. You ain't NEVER seen a dead plant until a gnome has peed on one.
Lemme at 'em!!!!!!!
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