Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? Magua!

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: Tax Collector:
: Any price is worth it. However, not being familiar with cyber pigeons, tell me how to get my address to you?

: Ros


: : : What? 10 Maguas in one room! Take me....moi pour elle!

: : : Ah, but alas, there can truly be only ONE!

: : : Ros

: : Dear Ros,
: : YOu shall be fined a bottle of blood red wine, a fine fat goose well roasted with honey and oranges, home fries, and home fires...
: : meaning, for your wanton dreams re. Magua, you have pay me, The Publicant, aka Tax Collector, heavy duty fines!

: : Send me your cyber pigeon via your bard on the board, to set up appropriate payment terms!

: : The Publicant of LOTMLand

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: : : : : My Dear Miz Marcia,

: : : : : Miz Vita has presented herself at my doorstop, crying hysterically, babbling something about The Patriot, and your refusal to divulge its ending. 

: : : : : Her completely gone-south state has softened my usually granite heart. Hereforth I order you to make publik the ending of said Patriot, or I shall confiscate all your fuuuuddggggeeee as well as all your DDL memorabilia and tapes!!!!!

: : : : : I must add to this that as an added incentive to insure your co-operation, I shall take away Miz PaddleTale and lock her up in a dungeon fit to house 10 Maguas, meaning your old friend Miz PaddleTale shall be history within the next 24 hours unless you deliver the goods to Miz Vita!

: : : : : So says I, and so shall it be ordained.

: : : : : The High and Mighty Publicant, aka Tax Collector

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: : : : Dear H & M PubbiePerson,

: : : : *pffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!*  (Me, making rude noises in your general DI-rection!)  Ordained, schmordained, y'all!   You can threaten, cajole, wheedle, plead & beg, an' I still won't divulge the ending of The Patriot!  Miss Marcia maybe genteel & RE-fined, but she is also a lady of strong character & high principles, which she is willing to die for, if need be!

: : : : Howsever, having said THAT, just you lay ONE finger on my fuu-uuudge or my DDL collection, and YOU'LL likely be the one meeting an early DE-mise!  I'll fight you like a tiger, and Miss Marcia wants you to understand that she's no slouch with a pointy fork!  *jab-jab!*  You'll RUE the day you start a scuffle with me over my precious treasures!

: : : : Now, here is Miss Marcia's considered suggestion as to finding out the ending of said movie:  GO SEE IT YOUROWNSELF!!!!  Suffer along like the rest of us did, Miss!  No easy answers for YOU!
: : : : *haruuuuuuumph!*

: : : : Now it's back to my Sunday brunch, if you don't mind!  I'm making my famous Coddled Eggs a la Alice today...served with the yolks staring blankly about, doncha know!  Yum!

: : : : Bye, y'all!
: : : : Miss Marcia


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