Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? Magua!

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Posted by Ros on July 15, 2000 at 12:20:08:

In Reply to: Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? Magua! posted by The Publicant on July 09, 2000 at 19:14:11:

Tax Collector:
Any price is worth it. However, not being familiar with cyber pigeons, tell me how to get my address to you?


: : What? 10 Maguas in one room! Take pour elle!

: : Ah, but alas, there can truly be only ONE!

: : Ros

: Dear Ros,
: YOu shall be fined a bottle of blood red wine, a fine fat goose well roasted with honey and oranges, home fries, and home fires...
: meaning, for your wanton dreams re. Magua, you have pay me, The Publicant, aka Tax Collector, heavy duty fines!

: Send me your cyber pigeon via your bard on the board, to set up appropriate payment terms!

: The Publicant of LOTMLand

: :
: : : : My Dear Miz Marcia,

: : : : Miz Vita has presented herself at my doorstop, crying hysterically, babbling something about The Patriot, and your refusal to divulge its ending.

: : : : Her completely gone-south state has softened my usually granite heart. Hereforth I order you to make publik the ending of said Patriot, or I shall confiscate all your fuuuuddggggeeee as well as all your DDL memorabilia and tapes!!!!!

: : : : I must add to this that as an added incentive to insure your co-operation, I shall take away Miz PaddleTale and lock her up in a dungeon fit to house 10 Maguas, meaning your old friend Miz PaddleTale shall be history within the next 24 hours unless you deliver the goods to Miz Vita!

: : : : So says I, and so shall it be ordained.

: : : : The High and Mighty Publicant, aka Tax Collector

: : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : : Dear H & M PubbiePerson,

: : : *pffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!* (Me, making rude noises in your general DI-rection!) Ordained, schmordained, y'all! You can threaten, cajole, wheedle, plead & beg, an' I still won't divulge the ending of The Patriot! Miss Marcia maybe genteel & RE-fined, but she is also a lady of strong character & high principles, which she is willing to die for, if need be!

: : : Howsever, having said THAT, just you lay ONE finger on my fuu-uuudge or my DDL collection, and YOU'LL likely be the one meeting an early DE-mise! I'll fight you like a tiger, and Miss Marcia wants you to understand that she's no slouch with a pointy fork! *jab-jab!* You'll RUE the day you start a scuffle with me over my precious treasures!

: : : Now, here is Miss Marcia's considered suggestion as to finding out the ending of said movie: GO SEE IT YOUROWNSELF!!!! Suffer along like the rest of us did, Miss! No easy answers for YOU!
: : : *haruuuuuuumph!*

: : : Now it's back to my Sunday brunch, if you don't mind! I'm making my famous Coddled Eggs a la Alice today...served with the yolks staring blankly about, doncha know! Yum!

: : : Bye, y'all!
: : : Miss Marcia

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