Re: Had I But Known....

Posted by GnomeDome on July 18, 2000 at 15:21:34:

In Reply to: Had I But Known.... posted by Doc M on July 18, 2000 at 15:12:03:

: ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: Arriba!

: Doc M

Not Cuervo. No no no. Hornitos!!! Si si si! Cuervo aint truly Tequila as they use only half blue agave. Hornitos is pure, 100% blue agave tequila.

And that is pronounced Or-nee(accent here)tos(long 'o')
NOT Horny toes my dear.

Line the walk with 100% blue agave and the gnome will walk entranced right into your depraved arms.

(hic) scuse me!

GnomeDome

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• Re: Had I But Known.... Doc M 15:38:49 7/18/2000 (2)
  • Re: Had I But Known....and happy hour! Red-Haired Lass 22:35:22 7/18/2000 (1)
    • Re: Had I But Known....and happy hour! GnomeDome 23:47:32 7/18/2000 (0)

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: : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : Arriba!

: : Doc M

: 
: Not Cuervo.  No no no.  Hornitos!!!  Si si si!  Cuervo aint truly Tequila as they use only half blue agave.  Hornitos is pure, 100% blue agave tequila.

: And that is pronounced Or-nee(accent here)tos(long 'o')
: NOT Horny toes my dear.

: Line the walk with 100% blue agave and the gnome will walk entranced right into your depraved arms.

: (hic) scuse me!

: GnomeDome


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