Re: Had I But Known....

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Posted by GnomeDome on July 18, 2000 at 15:21:34:

In Reply to: Had I But Known.... posted by Doc M on July 18, 2000 at 15:12:03:

: ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: Arriba!

: Doc M

Not Cuervo. No no no. Hornitos!!! Si si si! Cuervo aint truly Tequila as they use only half blue agave. Hornitos is pure, 100% blue agave tequila.

And that is pronounced Or-nee(accent here)tos(long 'o')
NOT Horny toes my dear.

Line the walk with 100% blue agave and the gnome will walk entranced right into your depraved arms.

(hic) scuse me!


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